Gabi Viana :: Canadá

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• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,

You may live in Canada .

• If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don’t work there,

You may live in Canada .

• If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You may live in Canada .

• If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number,

You may live in Canada .

• If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend,

You may live in Canada .

• If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .

• If you know several people  Who have hit a deer more than once,

You may live in Canada .

• If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ In the same day and back again,

You may live in Canada .

• If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching,

You may live in Canada .

• If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked,

You may live in Canada .

• If you carry jumpers in your carAnd your wife knows how to use them,

You may live in Canada .

• If you design your kid’s Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit,

You may live in Canada .

• If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km — You’re going 90 and everybody is passing you,

You may live in Canada .

• If driving is better in the winter Because the potholes are filled with snow,

You may live in Canada .

• If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, And road construction,

You may live in Canada .

• If you have more miles On your snow blower than your car,

You may live in Canada .

• If you find 2 degrees ‘a little chilly’,

You may live in Canada .